The Crow

So I was stopped at a light, filing my front tooth, when I got a good look at my eyebrows in the rear view mirror.  I have Andy Rooney eyebrows - long, bushy, salt-and-pepper brows that seem to have a life (and a zip code) of their own.  And I realized it's not fair that I got his signature feature without his signature sense of the absurd.

At least today I did.  The economy always does this to me.

Really, I need to stop watching CNBC.  Or at least stop drinking soda from a bottle ... so I won't chip my tooth and need to file the burr at a stoplight and see my brows.